FMTY

Nothing makes me feel quite as desired as someone summoning me to their corner of the world, enchanted enough by my presence to bring me front and center. Not in your city? Not a problem. Luckily for us, they invented airplanes.

FMTY brings me directly to your city, whether it’s for a dinner date rendezvous where we part ways at midnight, a cozy few days in a cabin, a mid-week city getaway, or a lavish extended vacation in lush tropics. My attention and time is yours, and yours alone.

The Details

I’m interested, but I’m not sure where to start.
The first step is deciding a destination. I’m happy to visit you in your city, leaving your life as uninterrupted as possible. Maybe you’ve been dying to meet me, but only have time for a lunch or dinner date together, or maybe you’re just a bit nervous (nervous? you? never.) and would like to meet for a shorter visit before a longer rendezvous next time. Perhaps you’re already ready for a bolder move – a getaway just the two of us, meeting at an airport in an unfamiliar city and heading together with my hand wrapped in yours for a blissful few days. It can be whatever you want it to be.

What does the planning process look like?
To begin planning a FMTY date with me, please submit my screening form and indicate your interest in FMTY. I require a small consultation fee of $50 to begin the planning process. Time and effort go into researching flights and hotels, securing arrangements at home that allow me to travel, and the other general admin work that goes into planning a FMTY. This consultation fee will be applied to your deposit when securing the date. If you decide not to go through with it, it’s mine to keep.

Speaking of deposit, what’s the deal there?
FMTY dates require a 50% deposit, without exception. There is a huge amount of effort and planning that go into a travel date and this assures me that you are serious and I’m not setting aside time, resources, and funds to accommodate someone who won’t follow through. In addition to the deposit, all travel expenses must be paid in full with the deposit payment so that I can go ahead and reserve my flights and lodging.

My cancellation policy for FMTY dates differs from my regular policy. FMTY dates are allowed to be rescheduled up to one week in advance. Inside of a week, the full payment is due. Please note that if the reschedule means additional travel costs, you are required to cover those costs.

So what’s the financial damage?
None! It’s a bargain. But please see my rate structure below to give you an idea of potential travel costs along with date minimums for each area of the country.

FYI – While I find meeting a new lover on a special trip exciting, I do not offer international FMTY trips with suitors I have not yet met in person. If we have not yet had the pleasure, our destination will need to be within the US.

southeast

four hour minimum

^$800_{/travel fee}

northeast

six hour minimum

^$1000_{/travel fee}

midwest

10-12 hour minimum

^$1200_{/travel fee}

west coast

24 hour minimum

^$1600_{/travel fee}

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE FLAT TRAVEL FEES LISTED ABOVE DO NOT INCLUDE HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS, SHOULD THEY BE NECESSARY. FOR EXAMPLE, IF I FLY IN TO MEET YOU JUST FOR A DINNER DATE AND THERE ISN’T A FLIGHT OUT IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING AND I NEED TO STAY OVERNIGHT IN YOUR CITY, HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS WILL BE REQUIRED.