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All dates require a 25% deposit* to be paid at time of booking. There are no exceptions. I accept CashApp, Venmo, & occasionally gift cards on a case-by-case basis. You might try to convince me you don’t have access to these things, and if you don’t, that’s fine but we are at an impasse. I suggest you join us here in the year 2023 and get your digital wallet in order. If my great aunt can do it, you can do it too, I promise.
Deposits are nonrefundable, other than in the rare event that I must cancel. If I have to change our plans, I will first contact you about a possible reschedule. If our schedules are unable to synchronize again, I will refund the deposit within 48 hours. Please only transfer the required deposit amount. Additional funds transferred will be considered a tip.
*Up to 50% deposit may be required when touring, or at my discretion.
I understand life happens. While I am often sympathetic to your circumstances, be it illness, death, alien abduction, or the like, I have still invested time and money into preparing for our date. I enforce a firm but fair cancellation policy.
Local bookings (in Atlanta):
72+ hours in advance: Deposit is transferrable within one month
Within 72 hours: 50% fee due
Within 24 hours: 100% fee due
Two weeks in advance: Deposit is transferrable to my next tour date
Within 2 weeks: 50% fee due
Cancellations within 72 hours will incur 100% fee.
More than one week in advance: Transferable to new date, less any non-refundable travel expenses already incurred. Additional travel costs must be paid by client.
Within 1 week: 100% fee due
When touring or FMTY, my schedule is set well in advance and major expenses have already been incurred.
Appointments not confirmed by 8pm the day prior to our booking will be considered a last minute cancellation. I
Payment of the cancellation fee is expected within 48 hours via either CashApp or Venmo.
The most efficient way to complete screening is via the booking form on my website. You may also reach out to me via email at firstname.lastname@example.org with the required information.
Please do not reach out to me just to harangue me about my screening methods and explain your various, so-important-yet-still-totally-obtuse reasons why you cannot screen. I do not care. I value my freedom and I value my life. I also value your privacy and my reputation. Your information is safe with me. IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO SEND PHOTO ID, PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME.
Please note that my website booking form is secure.
I include this information in every deposit confirmation that I send, but please be aware that I send a second confirmation email the day prior to our scheduled date. You must reply to this email by 8pm to confirm or I will consider it a last minute cancellation and adjust my plans accordingly.
Please read over these helpful (I promise) guidelines to help our date go smoothly.
- Please don’t make me ask for the envelope. It’s uncomfortable, but l’ll have to do it. It sets a tense tone, so let’s not.
- A simple envelope is fine. There’s not always time to pick up something else. I do love to receive it tucked in a book or in a sweet greeting card, quite a delight.
- Allow me a moment alone so that I can count. This is a great time to excuse yourself to the bathroom to freshen up.
- If you’ve freshly showered before arrival, please still wash your hands. There’s a lot to touch before you get to me, so please consider my health.
- If you’ve not had a chance to shower recently, then please take the opportunity to do so. And when I say recently, I mean recently. As in, within an hour or two.
- Guys, take it to heart when I say that our time together will be so much more comfortable and enjoyable if you take a small amount of time freshen up. A little mouthwash is great as well and makes kissing even more pleasurable.
I love snacks. I love them so much. Feel free to bring something, always. I’ll remember you forever. Charcuterie, butterscotch popcorn, a cupcake.
Anything I can feed you with my fingers.
If you want to bring along wine or beer for us to share, I’m happy to join you with a drink. I’m not a big drinker, it’s just not my thing, but a cocktail or two as we get to know each other is nice. I prefer a dryer champagne, an IPA or sour, and pretty much any type of wine that strikes your fancy. I’m not even going to pretend that I know anything about wine. You’d see right through me.
Three hour dates require some sort of sustenance. Snacks are completely fine. Four hours and above require a meal. We. can go out for a fine dining experience, or we can hit a divey spot where we can lean in close and chat in low voices, cozy and coy. I’m most at home in a casual setting. We can stay in, comfortable together, with room service or delivery. Or we can pick up Taco Bell. Options are endless.
Thank you so much for thinking of me. Love this journey for us. Gifts are always appreciated but never expected. If you show up and treat me kindly, I promise you that’s more than enough. For the lover who may like to do a little something extra, please check the details below with my wishlists and fund transfer options. I’m always charmed to receive my fee tucked inside of your favorite book.
No reviews, please. I find the review system to be demeaning to women. While I am aware that I am selling a service, it’s a deeply personal service and no person’s experience will be identical to another’s. Please respect me by keeping what goes on between us between us.
I do not accept references as stand-alone screening, merely icing on the proverbial cake that is screening.
I am happy to provide a reference for you after we’ve met, up to two times within six months. Please reach out to me via email to give me a heads up, and direct the companion to my email. Do not give out my phone number without my consent. Any reference requests sent via text will be ignored. Any requests beyond the first two incur a $150 fee.
I am 420 friendly. If you’d like to bring something with you, that’s fine, as long as it’s an unopened, distributer sealed cartridge. if you’d like flower (depending on accommodations) or edibles, please contact me. I can bring them along for $10 a serving.
If you know you’re a weirdo when you get high, don’t do it, I beg of you. It freaks me out and then it’ll get all weird.
Electronic payment transfers are used mainly for deposits, with the balance due in cash upon arrival. If you’d like to complete full payment electronically, you must have my permission and the payment must be completed 48 hours before our date. Please do not show up to our date without cash expecting to do an electronic transfer. I’ll decline to see you and will treat it as a same-day cancellation. If you think that you are the exception to this rule, we’re both going to end up very disappointed.
At the age of 37, I’ve reached a point where I’m confident dressing myself. Part of the fun of meeting me is meeting ME, and my personality radiates through each aspect of me. Please be assured that I will dress appropriately for whatever venue we’re visiting, turning heads without raising eyebrows. If you prefer I dress very modestly, just make mention of this during our email communication.
For our time behind closed doors, if there’s something specific you’d like to see me that you’ve seen wear in photographs, I’m happy to accommodate that if I can. If you haven’t seen me wear it, you’re welcome to purchase it for me. Happy to oblige the fantasy.
*Two hour minimum required for outfit requests